Okay, so I didn't quite make it through the Season 14 premiere of ABC's Dancing With The Stars
Okay, so I didn't quite make it through the Season 14 premiere of ABC's Dancing With The Stars during its (endless) premiere Monday. I was catching up with my fave new show Good Christian Bitches (GCB) from Sunday, and simply didn't have the mojo to endure two hours of bravado just to witness my William Levy —over the course of one night—become the most talked-about reality contestant in America. And how. Look at the headlines on Google this morning following the show... "Levy Makes Crowd Go Wild," "Levy has hearts aflutter," his "obsessed female fans," "Levy Smoulders" and "Levy incites near-riot." Don't even ask if I'm surprised... Come on, I've been singing the praises of the Spanish-language telenovela star for three years now . But you cool cats already knew that... So now, I'm sitting in front of the tele, a distant cry from live-blogging, but bursting to share my observations of th...